I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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