How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
