no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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