guys are not supposed to queef...right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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