That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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