nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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