Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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