i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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