hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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