Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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