I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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