I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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