I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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