Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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