Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cockslap morals
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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