I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
