his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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