You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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