i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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