it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No subtext here. People are naked.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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