Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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