she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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