am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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