i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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