what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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