her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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