Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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