so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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