I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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