idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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