yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I looked at my own cervix.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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