We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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