Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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