he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My ATM looks so different sober.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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