ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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