dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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