doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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