Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
