If that was your dad, he is hot
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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