I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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