If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
false alarm, still single
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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