the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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