Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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