Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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