I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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