i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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