I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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