i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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