Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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