Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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