Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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