I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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