Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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