Those balls look pretty dangerous.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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