and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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